20 Excuses Plusles Give For Not Having Jobs

We all know a lot of Plusles in our lives. When they're unmotivated, apathetic, and someone who prefers to listen to Glowbug put a sound through 30 distortions instead of work it's no wonder they can't get a job! Here are some of the funniest excuses that special Plusle in your life will give to cover up this shameful fact.

1. I'm Between Jobs

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If anything, a Plusle with a job is just BETWEEN joblessness.

2. I Have a Job!

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Now now, lying gets you nowhere.

3. I Don't Need A Job Right Now

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Ummmmm...have you asked your parents that question?

4. If I Really Wanted To I Could Get a Job

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Okay then, let's see that resume!

5. Do You Have A Job?

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But let's stick to the subject here.

6. I Can't Find A Job

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Have you tried...um, looking for one?

7. I'll Apply For A Job After I Finish This Minecraft Build

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Don't be a blockhead.

8. Who Will Play With My Dog If I Get A Job?

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Because shouting meme at your dog is really playing with it.

9. Who Will Play With My Cat...Nevermind, I Don't Like My Cat

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And I'm sure your cat really appreciates its slacker servant.

10. Luis!

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.....Probably the best excuse so far.

11. No One Will Hire Me Because I'm Gay

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Oh, that sucks dude.

12. Hah, Just Kidding, I'm Straight

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Oh, so you're imitating the struggles of a disenfranchised race for the sake of a joke? Not cool.

13. Jobs Usually Mean I Have To Talk To People

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Relax. Remember it's far worse for them to have to talk to you.

14. What Job Talents Do I Have To Even Get A Job?

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Good question. Let's first think about the talents you have and then see which ones apply to any jobs. Talents that you have........

15. There Aren't Any Jobs For Watching Bad Anime In This Market

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Oh, cry me a river.

16. I Still Need To Finish Corporal's Mouse Drawing

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And the years pass by...

17. Too Busy Commenting On The Meta For Games I Don't Play

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I have some advice for fixing that problem: stop.

18. If I Take Pictures Of My Washing Machine It Looks Like I Have A Job

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That's just sad.

19. You're Right. I'll Never Get A Job...

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Wait, cheer up, I'm sure you'll find one soon!

20. Really?!

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Yes, apply yourself and this could be you in no time!

...

Maybe.