8 Pet Products That Will Seriously Blow Your Mind

They might even blow theirs, too.

1. This Pet Doorbell

Lentek Pet Chime / Via wag.com

You rang? This little chime lets your pet announce–much to the amazement of your guests, we’re sure –when he needs to go out and do his thing.

2. This Pee-Where-They-Should Incentive

PetSafe Train N Praise Potty Training System / Via wag.com

Pee time = party time. Every time your dog uses this insanely smart housebreaking pad, a treat dispenser releases kibble. (We’re thinking that had there been a human equivalent when we were growing up, our potty-training efforts would have been entirely more efficient).

3. This "Lap of Luxury" Stroller

Pet Gear Happy Trails Stroller with Weather Cover / Via wag.com

We like to imagine that the person who invented the pet stroller had their a-ha moment when they were out on a walk, saw a baby being pushed merrily down the street, and thought, “Pssh, babies. Why should they have all the fun?” And so the pet stroller was born–the perfect thing for dogs and cats that love the outdoors, but sometimes just don’t feel like walking, okay?

4. This Cat Toilet Trainer

CitiKitty Cat Toilet Training Kit / Via wag.com

You almost certainly remember that scene in Meet the Parents where Ben Stiller’s character walks in on his fiancée’s family cat using the “facilities.” If you thought this was comedy gold–in no way based in real life, ha!– you were mistaken. Because kitty toilet trainers really do exist, and apartment-dwellers all over the world are incredibly pleased about it.

5. This Video Chat/Treat Dispenser Device

icPooch Wifi Treat Dispenser / Via wag.com

Between this and the pee pad, it’s an awfully good time to be a dog. If you’ve got a pooch with separation issues (aww), this may be the most innovative mode of letting him know you’re just a WiFi signal away – and a mere button away from giving him the good stuff.

6. This Nail Polish for Dogs

Warren London Pawdicure Polish Pen / Via wag.com

Because frankly, you’re not the only one who deserves to look pretty. (The best part: the formulas are non-toxic, which should give you peace of mind. The other best part: they come in a rainbow of shades, so you can color coordinate your pup’s polish with her Fair Isle sweater or pink-princess tutu, both of which you undoubtedly bought her).

7. This Beer for Dogs

Beer Bones / Via wag.com

Okay, fine, beer-based treats. These are made from recycled beer grains but contain no alcohol, which means your dog won’t actually get a buzz off them. He may, however, come to crave them after a long, exhausting day.

8. This Ferret Beret

Marshall Ferret Beret / Via wag.com

Lest you think we forgot the ferrets among us (we would never, ever do that), this little number makes them look…well, we won’t say more dignified, but we will say it gives them a certain something. And that something is pure cred.