Hopefully there’s a real KFC next door for when this KFC’s patients get a case of the munchies.
[distracted] “Oooh, shiny lights…dammit, the Worm got away again! Why do I always fall for that!”
Save the child, he’s trapped in there!!
Yeah, it can be a stylish pendant, but think of how much more exciting it would be if it instead shocked you when you slouch.
He wants to cry at movies again? Looks like someone’s gonna get picked on at the retirement community.
A unicorn is part Narwhale, part horse? Holy crap, it kinda is!
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