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Things "Criminal Minds" Taught Me

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1. If you go into your bathroom alone at night you will be murdered by a serial killer

2. If you are folding laundry in your room and you have your headphones in....you will be murdered by a serial killer

3. Don't give strangers a ride home...they are serial killers

4. If you are doing aerobics in the afternoon....you will be murdered by a serial killer

5. If you are watching TV in the evening....you will be murdered by a serial killer

6. If all of a sudden your power goes out....you will be murdered by a serial killer

7. Everyone is a suspect, from little children to old men....no one is off limits- they are all serial killers

8. Hot guys are most likely serial killers

9. Homeless people and prostitutes are the first to go....they are killed....by serial killers

10. Remember Pony Boy Curtis from the Outsiders? Yep...he's a serial killer

11. If your dog dies suddenly (along with other animals in the neighborhood) congratulations....your kid is a serial killer

12. Derek Morgan should always be shirtless

13. David Rossi is the sassiest profiler

14. Spencer Reid is the boyfriend of your dreams

15. And at the end of the day...the only thing that matters is who you're with

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