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Weird Things People Will Say to Themselves While Wearing Google’s Project Glass Glasses

What you say in your mind before doing anything online is now going to be voiced for all to hear.

1. “Take a picture of that nice ass”

2. "Retweet @SofaKingCool”

3. “Take me to Wiener World”

4. “”Wait, stop! I need to check us in!”

5. “Like ‘I Hate Everyone Around Me’ on Facebook”

6. “Where is the ‘Raising Happy Children for Dummies’ book?”

7. “Remind me to buy more condoms.”

8. “Uhh, is that what I think it is?”

9. “How do I delete a friend?”

10. "Who are all these people?"