1.
“Take a picture of that nice ass”
2.
"Retweet @SofaKingCool”
3.
“Take me to Wiener World”
4.
“”Wait, stop! I need to check us in!”
5.
“Like ‘I Hate Everyone Around Me’ on Facebook”
6.
“Where is the ‘Raising Happy Children for Dummies’ book?”
7.
“Remind me to buy more condoms.”
8.
“Uhh, is that what I think it is?”
9.
“How do I delete a friend?”
10.
"Who are all these people?"