1. You want to have some fun tonight
2. So you load up on liquid courage
3. And find someone who shares your interests
4. It feels kind of romantic
5. But, it's more a right time, right place thing
6. Your guy friends are happy for you
7. Your girl friends are less happy
8. This isn't like you
9. You go to their place
10. And start slow
11. But things escalate quickly
12. It's not a perfect science
13. Condom wrappers are like kryptonite
14. Your body isn't cooperating
15. The cat allergies are kicking in
16. Roommates never knock
17. You try something new
18. But it doesn't go over too well
19. It's over before you know it
20. Holy crap, that just happened
21. You wake up not sure where you are
22. The romance is gone
23. You say your awkward goodbyes
24. And make the walk home
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