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The Definitive Ranking Of Girl Scout Cookies

Your favorite cookie comes with a merit badge to make up for your loss of self-respect. Much Love - Virgin Mobile

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2. Savannah Smiles: "Forever Alone" Badge

Awarded for: Going the extra mile to avoid sharing. Including, but not limited to, eating a cookie flavored like lemon dish soap.

Protip: Use this empty box to hide your other snacks. No one will touch them.

11. Thank U Berry Munch: "Healthier Than Thou" Badge

Awarded for: Outstanding commitment to pretending to be healthy. Yes, they’re cookies, but with cranberries! And everyone knows white fudge is the kale of the chocolate world.

#Obviously - Virgin Mobile