The 12 Best Things To Do While You’re On The Toilet

It’s a fast paced world full of burritos. You have to learn to multitask, and not just sit on your ass when you sit on your ass.

1. Time yourself

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Most phones have a stopwatch feature. Set a record, then try to break it!

2. Take the saddest photos

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That’s a great shot of your knees a magazine and some tile.

3. Shazam

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The person in the next stall’s rhythmic grunts and groans sound familiar, but what’s the name of that song?

4. Yelp

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Rate this stall on Yelp. I give the décor and cleanliness 3 stars, but the stall graffiti is definitely a 2.

5. Stream and watch the entire 1st season of Dr. Who

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Traveling in a little box through time is just the way to take your mind off the task at hand.

6. Update your personal Wikipedia article

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People want to know what you’re doing right this second!

7. Google yourself

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Repeatedly.

8. Draw Brad Pitt for the 5th time on Draw Free

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One handed.

9. Order new undies

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Rush delivery.

10. Google Montezuma

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What does this guy have against you?

11. Download waterfall apps

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When humming won’t help ya, humming won’t do you no good.

12. Have the loudest phone conversation humanly possible

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The only way they’ll hear you over the sound of yourself is by shouting.

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