1. No more "creative" invitations
2. Or finding out it's not open bar
3. No more lame food choices
4. And not getting what you ordered anyway
5. No more going stag
6. And putting on a smile from Table 9
7. No more worrying about what to wear
8. Or if you'll make it through the lengthy ceremony
9. No more crappetizer
10. Or finding a place to hide all the hors d'oeuvre toothpicks
11. No more dancing with Uncle Pete
12. Or second cousins that just can't dance
13. No more awkward toasts
14. Or best men at their worst
15. No more form letter thank yous
16. Or wedding bands with rockstar complexes
But don't worry, here comes engagement season
#BreakFree - Virgin Mobile