1. It's not what you ordered
2. And you can't return it
3. It's alive!
4. And it's creeping everybody out
5. It's pissed
6. And it's not to be trusted
7. It's poised to attack
8. And unsure of what comes next
9. It's not smelling too good
10. And someone already opened it.
11. It's trying to open you
12. And it's tougher than you
13. It's more than you bargained for
14. And it's WTF!!!!!!
15. Ewwwwww.
#BreakFree - Virgin Mobile