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15 Reasons Not To Open That Box

Curiosity killed the cat. Just saying. Much Love - Virgin Mobile

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1. It's not what you ordered

2. And you can't return it

3. It's alive!


4. And it's creeping everybody out

5. It's pissed

6. And it's not to be trusted

7. It's poised to attack

8. And unsure of what comes next

9. It's not smelling too good

10. And someone already opened it.

11. It's trying to open you

12. And it's tougher than you

13. It's more than you bargained for

14. And it's WTF!!!!!!


15. Ewwwwww.

#BreakFree - Virgin Mobile