1. All your subject lines include "Hot Babez"
2. You're using an address ending in @hotmail.com
3. You keep forgetting to add needed attachments
4. You're the IT guy
5. No one knows how you got their address
6. You're just forwarding stuff
7. Your email has nothing to do with your subject line
8. You're not actually connected to the internet
9. Your signature says "Remember the environment before printing this email"
10. U keyp mess spilling werds
11. You might be a dog
12. You're totally a dog
13. Your emails just go on and on and on
14. You're an African prince
15. You sent it at 2:45AM. Drunk. Again.
16. You only sent it to yourself
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