1. The future VP of Slice-ology
2. Officer Twirly-pants
3. This rad warehouse guy that's seen Gleaming The Cube over 150 times
4. This no-look UFO ninja
5. Cartman! Na na na na na na na na, Cartman!
6. This midichlorian-laden doorman
7. The cutest ever letter opener
8. The krabby patty lady that got Sponge Bob fired
9. The world's most entertaining sub contractor
10. DJ Meow Mix
11. Mr. making it rain
12. This tenacious milkman
13. This bus driver that's always on time
14. The last oldschool fisherman
15. Dancing Ted - the world's dancing-est landscaper
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