15 People Who Are Too Old For Santa Claus

See what these over-the-hill Santa fans want for Christmas. Much Love - Virgin Mobile

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1. All I want for Christmas is some pants

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2. ...and not to be ogled...

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3. ... and some party rock...

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4. ... and a destroyer, and a battleship, and an aircraft carrier...

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5. ... and not to suck so hard...

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6. ... and to get some of my innoncence back...

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7. ... and to remember where I put my teeth...

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8. ... and more T...

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9. ... and for Mom Mom to meet someone nice that's her own age...

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10. ... and science, I guess...

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11. ... and for Russell Brand to just go away...

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12. ... and some footie pajamas...

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13. ... and the intercontinental championship...

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14. ... and something black...

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15. ... and for Dave to cheer the hell up because it's Christmas!

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