1. Purple Glitter Dragon
2. This kid
3. Thelonious Hawk over here
4. This Christmas enthusiast
5. Sergio
6. Fat Sergio
7. Lonely old man in a speedo
8. The spawn of satan playing smooth jazz
9. Tim Cappello
10. Band geek
11. Fat Sergio again
12. NOT Pitbull
13. Ron Swanson
14. Toast
15. And here's hoping this guy shows up to Freefest
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