1. She's a thrill seeker
2. Uncle Anotaliy's got game
3. He must play a lot of Portal
4. Casanovas rock jorts
5. Money, muscles, and mad art skillz
6. She's a 10 from the knees up
7. More game than Kanye
8. Two is better than none
9. You'd recognize him if he was in night vision
10. This move is called "the broken stroller"
11. She's his girlfriend, but she's not happy about it
12. He even took her to Paris
13. Buzz's girlfriend, woof!
14. So candid, so believable
15. He could get any girl, but he chose her
16. Must be the mustache
17. Someone's been naughty this year
18. We're drunk in love and Jay Z's all sad
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