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19 Celebrity Tweets That You Won't Believe Are Real

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1. Cher

Problem 4 me with pointy teeth hrs ?! Drag my ass in day ! Give wrong answers , don't care bout ?'s ! Wii game suffers ! Haha

Cher@cher

Problem 4 me with pointy teeth hrs ?!

Drag my ass in day ! Give wrong answers , don't care bout ?'s !

Wii game suffers ! Haha

02:39 AM - 25 May 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

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2. Shia LaBeouf

3. Jose Canseco

Titanic 100 years wOw. Global warming couldve saved titanic. Sad to say

Jose Canseco@JoseCanseco

Titanic 100 years wOw. Global warming couldve saved titanic. Sad to say

12:35 AM - 15 Apr 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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4. Jaden Smith

How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real

Jaden Smith @officialjaden

How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real

09:23 PM - 1 May 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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5. Kourtney Kardashian

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6. Jeremy Piven

Anytime u use a dildo to cushion your fall it's a win!

Jeremy Piven@jeremypiven

Anytime u use a dildo to cushion your fall it's a win!

10:20 PM - 18 Aug 09ReplyRetweetFavorite

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7. Tyrese

Pandora.. Whoever you are!! Thank you!! I get tweets about you playing my music all the time!!

Vision Implementer @Tyrese

Pandora.. Whoever you are!! Thank you!! I get tweets about you playing my music all the time!!

05:31 AM - 11 Aug 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

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8. Kirstie Alley

I'm leavin on a jet train .... Philly, let's play!!!!!....

Kirstie Alley@kirstiealley

I'm leavin on a jet train .... Philly, let's play!!!!!....

10:38 AM - 17 Jun 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

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9. Olivia Wilde

I don't understand how I'm still doing phone interviews when Kate Middleton is in labor. Don't they have to go cover the crowning?!

olivia wilde@oliviawilde

I don't understand how I'm still doing phone interviews when Kate Middleton is in labor. Don't they have to go cover the crowning?!

10:54 AM - 22 Jul 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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10. Criss Angel

In hot tub... http://yfrog.com/h8hy7lyj

11. Pitbull

chinese food in china #mrworldwide

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12. Nicole Richie

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13. Cher, again

I was looking at tweets & saw that i really hurt someones feelings ! Im sorry. It was light blue background with white egg shape . Bye

Cher@cher

I was looking at tweets & saw that i really hurt someones feelings ! Im sorry.

It was light blue background with white egg shape . Bye

06:25 PM - 23 Apr 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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14. Sean Combs

For all those just tuning in. I'm 6 and half hrs in on a 36 hour tantric sex session. Welcome

Diddy@iamdiddy

For all those just tuning in. I'm 6 and half hrs in on a 36 hour tantric sex session. Welcome

04:59 PM - 27 Feb 09ReplyRetweetFavorite

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15. Andy Milonakis

I just ate a bacon wrapped elf dick with extra dicksauce

MILONAKIS@AndyMilonakis

I just ate a bacon wrapped elf dick with extra dicksauce

01:37 AM - 17 Aug 09ReplyRetweetFavorite

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16. Blake Shelton

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17. Kesha

pee pee on the street. PoPo come n get me if u can find meeee. I blame traffik. http://t.co/FX3Xtlry

kesha @KeshaRose

pee pee on the street. PoPo come n get me if u can find meeee. I blame traffik. http://t.co/FX3Xtlry

01:44 AM - 25 Apr 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

18. 50 Cent

Speaking of MILF. I wanna do something that impact kids in a positive way, thats why im opening an abortion clinic. Ima call it 50/50 chance

50cent@50cent

Speaking of MILF. I wanna do something that impact kids in a positive way, thats why im opening an abortion clinic. Ima call it 50/50 chance

08:48 PM - 6 Sep 10ReplyRetweetFavorite

19. Chere, again, again

Going dentist.EVERYONE SHOULD BOYCOTT WALL MART ! They R BIGGEST SELLER OF GUNS IN U.S ! Pick Up Milk,Pick Up BULLETS. Shop TARGET.RT RT RT

Cher @cher

Going dentist.EVERYONE SHOULD BOYCOTT WALL MART ! They R BIGGEST SELLER OF GUNS IN U.S ! Pick Up Milk,Pick Up BULLETS.

Shop TARGET.RT RT RT

04:47 PM - 19 Dec 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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