30 Reasons Danny Trejo's Cinco De Mayo Party Is Legendary

Cult hero, action hero, mustachioed legend Danny Trejo throws the most bad ass Cinco parties in the history of Earth -- here's why...

1. He was in Spy Kids so he's basically a spy.

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2. He rides motorcycles.

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3. He'll make sure to capture all the special moments.

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4. Fruit Punch for everyone!

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5. Killer one of a kind outfits.

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6. He brings just the right amount of scary.

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7. Awesome Food Trucks.

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8. DOGS!

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9. And celebrity friends.

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