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25 Reasons America Kicks Ass

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1. We've Only Had Two Kings

2. We Have The Best T-Shirts

3. We're Understated

4. But We Know How To Go Big

5. Really Big

6. We Start Everything

7. And Finish Strong

8. We Have The Best Rappers

9. And The Coolest Boss

10. We Deep Fry Whatever You Got

11. We Play Our Own Game

12. And We're Pretty Good At Theirs

13. We Still Believe In Heroes

14. And Still Make Them

15. And After All This Time, We Still Rock

16. Still Know How To Party

17. Still Got Muscle

18. Still Looking Good

19. Still Have The Best Ideas

20. Like, Really Really Good Ideas

21. And Freedom

22. Freedom

23. FREEDOM

24. FREEDOM!

25. FREEEEDDDDDOOOOMMMM!!!!!