1. Brazil's concentration level: boobs
2. The Charlie Brown shirt says it all, Mexico
3. Japan's just horsing around
4. Go home, Germany. You're drunk.
5. Belgian devil nipples hold no power on the pitch
6. Someone should really tell Jamaica they didn't qualify
7. Everyone's out to get South Africa. For vuvuzela reasons
8. France, your cirque de soccer is a le joke.
9. Ghana will lose it's shirt too
10. The Dutch are all bark
11. Honduras is... WTF Honduras?
12. Not cool, Uruguay.
13. A dingo ate your football, Australia.
14. Way to bring a chicken to a cock fight, Chile.
15. Ukraine is weak
16. And look at this... ah crap... USA is screwed
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