LAPTOP - Computers are good for interneting, and blogging, and other future stuff.
TABLET - If you don't have more than one way to check your tweets, how are you going to impress anyone?
VIRGIN MOBILE ANDROID - Show 'em you mean business. Get all unlimited with your data and damn the contracts.
SUNSCREEN - The Texas sun has killed better men than you.
LIFE PRESERVER - Floatability separates the noobs from the pros.
BEACH BALL - Be a gamer. Go for it.
SXSW PASS - What else are you going to hang from that sweet-ass lanyard?
CHANGE OF UNDERWEAR - You're going to be eating a lot of tacos and burritos. 'Nuff said.
SPECTACLES - Nothing makes you look smarter or more attractive to the opposite sex.
THROWING STARS - If you don’t know, you better ask somebody.
BEVERAGE OF CHOICE - Stay hydrated and keep your mind decently lubricated.
HORSESHOES - Did we mention this festival is in Texas?
NOTEBOOK - In case your phone, laptop, and tablet all go down at once, you can write out your tweets and tell them to passing strangers.
DIGITAL CAMERA - No one will believe all the free beer you are drinking unless you take a picture of every single one.