1. "Friends" that rub their excess money in your face.
So you go with them to their faaaave store. You try to play it cool, but...
2. The "friend" that ain't got no time to listen to your problems because they have WAY MORE/WORSE PROBLEMS THAN YOU!
3. The "friend" who tries to impress you with adolescent stunts.
4. The "friend" who turns every conversation into a debate and PROCEEDS TO LECTURE YOU BECAUSE THEY'RE SO SMART!
And all you can think to say is...
5. The "friend" who creeps on your significant other but totally denies it every time.
6. The "friend" who rubs it in your face when you should have followed their advice.
7. The "friend" who starts showing waaaay more interest in your life after you achieve any modicum of success.
8. The "friend" who suddenly adores you, and why don't you join them in their newly found Ponzi scheme-esque venture.
9. The "friend" who "jokes" a little too often about the Pedo bear.
10. The "friend" who isn't afraid to share everything. EVERYTHING.
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