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Can you'll do a long torso edition? I cannot rely on tie neck halters to add length since a large chest puts too much strain on it and long torso swimsuits are not the easiest to find

I'm bothered at the inclusion of 5ft apart because its an accurate depiction of a disease that practices social distancing from others with the same disease as directed by medical professionals already

#9! I stretched the condom down to my elbow after showing my daughter how they worked and said there is no excuse to not use one

My daughter wanted a Lego party for her birthday one year and it was our first year with me as single mom so money was tight. I decided no big deal I could bake some boxed cake mix and a Lego would be easy design. But apparently I still biffed it and it came out looking like the underside… Read More

VaJean Genie. Performs best when listening to David Bowie

It wasn't my first time, but it was his. We were fooling around and he really wanted me to take his virginity. He was so insistent it became super awkward and lacked any passion. I couldn't help but giggle because it was so bad. When he asked why I was laughing i lied and told him… Read More

Wasn't really about where babies came from, but I was convinced that Daddies got pregnant with boy babies and Mommies carried girl babies. My parents bought under 5 me a copy of "Where Did I Come From?" after explaining that theory to them.

Where's the Jones soda love?

My favorite bear growing up was a baby polar bear named Snowflake. My brother was much more logical naming his, Blue Bunny and Yellow Bunny. Can you guess what they looked like?