Anal probing. I repeat, anal probing. And not inside an alien space ship.
The Original Article
towndock.net
Apparently this is a real article and not a satirical peace created by theonion.com, as I first suspected.
The town of Oriental, North Carolina has hired a woman to stick her finger up the butt of anyone who doesn't happen to carry their birth certificate in their wallet.
towndock.net
Apparently this is a real article and not a satirical peace created by theonion.com, as I first suspected.