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    Spending Tax Dollars On Anal Probing

    The town of Oriental, North Carolina has hired a woman to stick her finger up the butt of anyone who doesn't happen to carry their birth certificate in their wallet.

    Anal probing. I repeat, anal probing. And not inside an alien space ship.

    Here is the woman

    And this happened

    She looks proud of her job

    A civil rights violation on so many levels

    I leave you with this