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Is the woman of your dreams with another (much stronger and better looking) man? Grab a posse of brothers so you can gang up on him, kill him, and share his harem of women with your brothers!
Then kill off all of those unwanted children of hers. It will cause her to ovulate and accept your seed so much faster.
And be sure to bite the back of her neck as you're doing it doggy style, it will keep her from running away. It's 100% natural!
Like penises? How about a 12 foot long prehensile penis, perfect for sword fighting your rivals with! You just have to wait for your woman to stop hiding her vagina above water and sneak your penis past all the other guys to get to her.
Moms, do you want more help with parenting? Keep 2-3 guys around and have sex with all of them so that when the baby comes around, they'll all think they're the father!
Or ditch parenting altogether and sneak your baby into another parent's crib. Your child will be so demanding on its new parents, they won't even notice it's not their kid!
Money scarce? You can always turn the other cheek as your older child kills its younger sibling.
Feeling insignificant? Maybe you don't measure up? Disguise yourself as a woman! You'll be able to sneak around any grunting, posturing male and impregnate his woman right under his nose!
Or just have sex with whatever you want...youngsters, other species, inanimate objects...
But when it comes to civil rights, we need to look beyond the natural world, because love goes beyond producing an heir and a spare. Love makes a family.
Pretty much every type of procreation and non-productive mating act you can think of, and many you can't, occur in nature on a regular basis. So it's not a question of whether Adam and Steve can procreate, it's a question of whether they love each other and want to spend the rest of their lives together.
And we need to redefine marriage. Traditional marriage is a financial transaction between parents, exchanging resources (cattle, gold, land), for a fertile womb or virile seed. That's not an ideal to strive for.
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