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dan humphrey from gossip girl. need i say more?

vegemite! it's not the same as jam/peanut butter and has no intention to be - you literally only get the tiniest little smidge on your knife & spread it over (well buttered) toast. every time i see an american slap a thick layer on a piece of dry bread it makes me cringe. either… Read More

what else would I do on my Saturday night? iron man — the first terrorist killed by iron man is played by tom morello, the guitarist for "rage against the machine" and "audioslave". the incredible hulk — bruce banner gets some help from a pizzeria owner. the owner is played by paul… Read More

I'm a dancer. I entered a contemporary solo at a competition with full intention of choreographing a piece for it, but never found the time. So instead of pulling out, I decided I'd just hand in the music and improvise - something I've done before, so it didn't seem too risky. But… Read More

Not me, but my cousin. His girlfriend was obsessed with blue-and-yellow macaw birds - so to surprise her, he decided he would propose while dressed in a giant (homemade) macaw costume during our grandparents' 50th wedding anniversary barbecue. He'd rallied up most of the family to… Read More

Alright. Here's the thing with pro-lifers that really shits me. A girl I went to school with fell pregnant just before her 18th birthday, and she was from a very religious family who flat refused to let her abort the child. I wasn't close enough to her to really understand their reasoning… Read More

Teachers talk to one another! Students seem to think that just because they've never had us before, we don't know what a nightmare they've been. Some kids are a pleasant surprise and seem to grow up over the summer break. Others, well, you can only pray they don't overhear you bagging… Read More

1. yes, we call it a doona - duvet sounds like a fancy toilet 2. musk lollies are a gift, don't knock it till ya try it (they have nothing to do with skunk spray lmao) 3. i mean, i only hear people say 'crickey' when they're being sarcastic?? but i guess there's people out there who… Read More

i was cleaning out some old boxes with my niece, when she came across my old stash of tamagotchis. she had no idea why i got so excited over a bunch of "dead plastic eggs".

hannah baker // 13 reasons why her death scene stills haunts me tbh