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1. Congratulations on getting into Canada's most prestigious university that nobody's ever heard of!
2. But you can't say that anymore because McGill dropped below UofT to 39th on the Times Higher Education World University Rankings.
3. You've been personally victimized by Minerva.
4. You paid full price for Frosh despite not being old enough to drink at half of the events.
5. The first thing your (already drunk) Frosh leader taught you was "McGill once, McGill twice..."
6. To this day, you still have your Rez Fest shirt with that awful pun on it.
7. Citadelle will always be "New New Rez."
8. The student statue on Sherbrooke hits a little too close to home.
9. You tried to buy textbooks at The Word but forgot that it's cash only.
10. The Blackader closing bell still gives you nightmares.
11. You've defiantly smoked in front of McLennan while cursing the conveniently placed Redpath doors that you can't use.
No comforting yourself with the familiarity of self-destruction within 9 metres of entrance.
12. You know that the world-renowned Osler Library of the History of Medicine contains its namesake's ashes.
13. You also know that James McGill's remains are interred right in front of the Arts Building.
14. You've been chastised for getting too rowdy in the Birks Reading Room.
15. The Burnside basement makes you fantasize about burning yourself alive.
16. From underneath the lifeless fluorescent lights of Cybertheque, you've watched the sky turn from dark to day.
17. Replacing Tim Hortons with Première Molson was the worst thing McGill has ever done to you.
18. The only café you hate more than Première Molson is La Prep.
19. LONG LIVE ARCH CAFE.
20. Without Midnight Kitchen, starvation was imminent.
21. You've eaten more Subway than any human being reasonably should.
22. Vinh's always felt like your little secret.
23. Samosas were always there for you.
24. You've pulled an all-nighter at Second Cup.
25. Paying more than $2 for a Boreale feels criminal.
26. Gerts 'till it hurts.
27. You got free ice cream for failing a quiz.
28. Adderall is your friend.
29. The only thing more elusive than an A is your final grade.
30. The 80 is a constant source of anxiety.
me on the 80 vs. me on the 55
31. You've contemplated the ethics of children on leashes.
32. Flood Girl will always be in your heart.
33. You've conquered the puddle at University and Milton.
34. You got groceries delivered to you from Provigo or PA.
35. Spring is heralded by the return of strike season.
36. Your French is terrible. You downloaded Duolingo. It didn't help.
37. Adopting a cat on Free & For Sale seemed like a good idea.
38. You've never had to pay for a condom.
39. The Internet will never let you forget that night at Sucka Free.
40. Whether they were Fairmount or St. Viateur, bagels were a huge part of your life.
41. You learned what a biddy is.
42. Death seemed like a preferable option to waiting at 7 AM for a doctor at the walk-in clinic.
43. You've argued with an angry white guy about the McGill Daily and/or a perceived misuse of student fees.
44. You crossed picket lines.
45. You remember the infamous fisting workshop.
46. Boustan > Amir's > Basha
47. SSMU owed you money for a long time.
48. McGill asked you for money before you graduated.
49. This deeply embarrasses you.
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50. And despite not being able to read what your degree actually says, you're proud of it anyways.
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