1. "I started to cry in the middle of the interview."
2. "I helped a girl who was puking and I got screwed."
3. "I yelled: THIS IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT!"
4. "I asked the recruiter to teach me how to do it, lol."
5. "They asked me to bring an object that represented me, and I took my cornea."
6. "They asked me what I did on the internet, and I said that I liked to read about conspiracy theories."
7. "I heard the owner of the company screaming and almost physically attacking an employee."
8. "When I arrived, I kissed every evaluator on the cheek."
9. "She asked me if I smoked. I answered wrong."
10. "Which way to the bus?"
11. "He asked about my hygiene, and I preferred losing the job to missing an opportunity to crack a joke."
12. "I went to an interview at a store, and I ended up breaking everything."
13. "My bra was hanging out and I didn't even notice."
14. "I was brutally honest, and told a fellow candidate that she was bad and that I'd never trust her."
Stories collected from the BuzzFeed Brazil group on Facebook. They may have been edited for length and/or clarity.
This post was translated from Portuguese.