People Are Coming Up With Hilariously Honest Slogans For Brands We All Know, And I'm Laughing Through Tears

"Benadryl: Have allergies? Just sleep it off!"

Inspired by Redditor u/NotANameReally's question about what brand would have what slogan if brands were brutally honest, we asked the BuzzFeed Community to come up with their own ~very true~ slogans for brands we all know and love.

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And they definitely brought it! Here are some of their best answers:

1. "Kraft Mac & Cheese: This tab will not open the box."

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—matthewschonmorgan

2. "Pixar: Bring on the waterworks."

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—books_baking_broadway

3. "Target: Don’t wear red unless you work here."

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—carmenlarish

4. "Netflix: Pay us $12 to spend an hour picking what to watch, before giving up and falling asleep."

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—jessicam41c056c1c

5. "Benadryl: Have allergies? Just sleep it off!"

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—silvahaileythi

6. "Four Loko: We forgot the slogan 'cause we blacked out."

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—addictivesoul

7. "Lay's: Who said you can't charge for air?"

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—dishanath1

8. "Spotify: Pay us $5 a month or we’ll have someone whisper about the McDonald’s crispy chicken sandwich in your ear every 30 seconds."

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"And sometimes we'll do it in Spanish." —hotcheetolady

9. "Denny’s: We’re either your 4 a.m. drunk meal or your Sunday brunch with the grandparents."

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—stormwatcher

10. "Bed Bath & Beyond: Stand in line while the person in front of you makes 12 transactions because our coupons never expire."

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—allysonf4b86222dc

11. "Mentos: You weren't actually going to drink that whole bottle of soda, right?"

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—moon725cat

12. "Magnum condoms: You can’t afford that sports car yet, so just keep our box visible on your dresser."

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—cheesemonster

13. "Lush: Here’s the story of how I uprooted my life through the transformation of Lush beauty products. Take a sample!"

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—jessicam41c056c1c

14. "TikTok: Vine, but make it WOKE."

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—jessicam41c056c1c

15. "EA: Spend thousands of dollars for a single game."

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—bway1103

16. "Activia: Have you almost shit yourself today?"

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—mrskte1

17. "Delta: We will definitely strand you in Memphis."

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—mrskte1

18. "SiriusXM: Hope you like us because we're kinda impossible to cancel."

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—s47ddc5e41

19. "Taco Bell: Guaranteed to unconstipate you."

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—z_emcnease

20. "McDonald’s: The only place with a broken ice cream machine 24/7."

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—cryybabyy

21. "Pinterest: Because you don't know how to use Tumblr."

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—lily1377

22. "HughesNet: We'll send 4,763 marketing letters to your address, but we don't actually offer internet service at your address."

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—obstinateostritch

23. "Allegiant: Your flight is scheduled to land at 5 p.m., which to us means midnight."

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—panda_13

24. "KFC: You’re just here for the skin."

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—jessicam41c056c1c

25. "BuzzFeed: Because Reddit's interface is too confusing."

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–ausernameisrequired

Do you relate to these? Or can you come up with something better? Let us know in the comments below!