1. The Karaoke Queen
Everyone likes to sing along to their favourite songs at concerts, but the karaoke queen or king does it loudly, tunelessly and directly into your ear. All night. Enthusiasm’s great and all, but we’d like to be able to hear the person we actually paid to listen to singing now, please.
4. The Sex Pest
This guy targets women in the crowd. No matter how much space there is around him, he’ll spend the whole night pressing himself up against one or two women, leaving them wondering if there’s something in his pocket or he’s just really pleased to be there. If you spot the sex pest at work, call a security guard or the police, or deliver a swift kick to his nether regions - whichever you think will be more effective. We’re not saying violence is the answer, but violence is probably the answer.
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