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This Guy Found His SpongeBob Diary From When He Was 9 And It's Absolutely Fantastic

"I wish I was yellow like you."

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Rowe told BuzzFeed that he turned "bright red" when he re-read the diary.

The diary was actually discovered by his 11-year-old brother Ted, whose initial reaction to it was: "Jack, what the fuck!" Rowe said: "He thinks it's so odd."

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"I would like to see him [Squidward] nice to you and Pat but I think that will never ever happen," he predicted.

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Rowe wrote about his friends Alan and Fiona, who were also were massive fans of SpongeBob. "We used to fight about who loved [SpongeBob] more," he said. "Fiona had a Sandy Cheeks diary. How's that for #SquadGoals?"

Rowe said he spoke to Fiona about his diary yesterday, which she said is "the funniest thing ever."

"She said she remembers it so well, she used to write to her diary in the toilet so her family wouldn't see," Rowe explained.

Rowe thought his diary was so funny, he decided to share it on Twitter. He said he is "shocked" with the amount of attention his tweet is getting.

OKAY WHAT IS THIS???? I WAS SO MENTALLY UNSTABLE WHO HAS A SPONGEBOB DIARY WTF

OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE SEEN I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/6rz5tBUNo9

Rowe's SpongeBob diary has inspired this user to make a dedicated diary for his fave too.

@_MarcoReece @JackkRowee yeah but I've moved wayyy past that. My diary is dedicated to Shrek now.

Victoria Sanusi is a reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.

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