The 13 Most Unlucky People In The Universe

In celebration of Friday 13th, we wonder how it’s possible these people can be this unlucky.

1. Robert Langdon

He’s always embroiled in some sort of shit. Yes I know he’s invited to crack the codes, but as soon as he arrives things seem to get progressively worse, to the point he’s nearly killed.

Plus, dat haircut.

2. This Seagull

He was probably so excited about finally visiting Seaworld, and those stupid synchronised dolphins have to go and ruin it for him.

3. The town of Midsomer.

231 murders over 89 weeks(episodes)! How can one fictional town be so murder-y!

4. This couple.

One in the balls and one in the face; one of them definitely broke a mirror on the way out of the house.

5. Bad Luck Brian

Quite literally the unluckiest guy on the internet, this man has been through anything and everything associated with bad luck.

6. Number 40

Seriously there must be some sort of goal God against him here.

7. Indiana Jones

A gigantic rock rolling towards you, falling in a pit of snakes, a man literally melting in front of you, I’d say that’s pretty bad luck.

8. This guy

Seriously, I’m sceptical that one man can have so many occurrences of bad luck. I think he must go looking for monkeys, snakes and lightning…

9. Everyone in Eastenders

Seriously, have you seen a more depressed bunch of people living in one square and no wonder, deaths here and there, accidents and other unlucky things. They should definitely be avoiding ladders and black cats in Walford this Friday.

10. Romeo and Juliet *Spoiler Alert*

Their families don’t want them to be together, there is subsequently fighting and deaths as well as the fact Romeo kills himself because he thinks Juliet is dead, but she’s not, but then she sees that he is and decides to kill herself. I wouldn’t exactly call these two lucky.

11. This junior footballer

Oh whoops you got hit on the head, oh whoops and again… it’s hard to tell whether this is bad luck or a vendetta.

12. John McClane

His wife keeps leaving him, terrorists have a weird way of bumping in to him especially around Christmas, and he even knows how unlucky he is… ‘how can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?’

13. This moped rider

I can’t even believe this much bad luck exists.

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