20 Fully Appropriate Movie Quotes To Use In Your Valentine's Card...

Stuck for ways to express your love? Don't worry, there's a movie quote that will work whatever your situation.

Mid-Marriage Crisis Valentine

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Save your failing marriage in one fell swoop.

I-Find-It-Hard-To-Express-My-Feelings Valentine

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For when 'I hate you!' really means 'I love you.'

The Ass Man Valentine

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Every girl likes to hear how much you love her tushy.

Cheesier Than Really Strong Cheddar Valentine

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Even if your relationship started with 'Waddup' or 'Hi there, nice to meet you' this will still work.

Awkward Virgin Compliment-Giver Valentine

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Is it a threat? Is it a compliment? Use this one with care.

A Timeless Classic Valentine

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Mr Darcy's lines kind of come off a bit creepy in this modern age.

For Your Self-Deprecating Valentine

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Give your Valentine a pat on the back with this charming Southern-accented line.

Weirdo Stalker Valentine

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Some say passionate, some say creepy. It's your call.

Bromance Valentine

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Is it cool to send Valentine's cards to your bro's?

Harry Potter Themed Sexually Suggestive Valentine

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Don't send this to anyone other than someone you are extremely comfortable with who is also a huge Harry Potter fan.

Hipster Valentine

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Vague and vintage - a hipsters dream but make sure you don't give this on the 14th, wait about a month, when nobody is talking about Valentine's Day any more.

Cutesy, Disney Valentine

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Just replace the 'him' with 'you' to make this work.

Backwards Compliment Valentine

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OH SNAP! Write the first part on the front of the card and the second part on the inside for maximum effect.

Is Your Valentine Playing Hard To Get?

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How about this intense classic from Mr Darcy? It rhymes too.

Secret Mistress Valentine

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What are you doing sending your secret mistress a Valentine's card?! Douchebag.

Sexually Forward Valentine

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Kind of casual but also straight to the point. Some people appreciate honesty.

Slicker Than Ryan Gosling Swimming In A Vat of Extra Virgin Olive Oil Valentine

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If it's good enough for the Gosling, it's good enough for us.

Encouraging Valentine

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If your Valentine is so hot they're always getting hate, give him/her some Kevin G style encouragement.

Geeky Valentine

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Ever seen a Star Wars quote cause an orgasm?

I'm-A-Girl-Who-Is-Going-To-WIN-Valentine's-Day

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Men don't give a shit about Valentine's cards... UNTIL NOW.