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    TODAY'S NEWS IN 140 CHARACTERS OR LESS

    Everything you need to know about the world today. Wednesday July, 8th 2015

    1. Lance Armstrong is (kinda) being a Dick

    Riding part of The Tour de France he was banned from.

    2. Bernie Sanders might actually have a shot

    Gallup Poll shows him only 8 points behind Hillary Rodham Clinton

    3. The New Colonel Sanders DOES NOT

    Darrell Hammond will play the iconic mascot in an attempt to combat a decade f declining sales.

    4. Greece is in turmoil

    Final decision on sticking with the Euro (and taking out tons of loans) or going it on their own.

    5. America has too much oil?

    Oil prices turned negative Wednesday after weekly U.S. inventory data showed a second-straight unexpected increase in crude supplies.

    6. Donald Trump is officially outta his mind.

    And thinks he can win the Latino vote.

    7. United Airline is outta of the gate

    Flights resume after a "router problem reduced network connectivity" and grounded the entire airline yesterday

    8. John Legend is FINALLY outta his pants

    Model Chrissy Teigen has posted a pic of her husband John Legend's butt to Instagram.