1. When you fancy someone in the office, your morning routine is extended by at least 30 minutes.
2. You always want to appear funny and amazing when on the phone.
3. And you are extra nice to all your colleagues.
4. Walking to the kitchen 17 times a day so your crush can admire you is a must.
5. But you will definitely go to the bathroom waaaaay less.
6. Office email takes on a whole new thrill.
7. As does deleting all said emails out of sheer paranoia.
8. Lunchtime becomes less and less important, in case you smell or get stuff stuck in your teeth.
9. You skirt the lines of decency with your office attire.
10. When you're mad at your crush, you'll flirt with the office weirdo as payback.
11. You will organise office activities as a cover to spend time with them.
Tag rugby? Sounds grrrrreat! :/
12. When you eventually get together, you're very careful that nobody must ever find out.
13. You start ignoring one another in work so nobody will guess.
14. You keep all traces of one another off social media just in case you're found out.
15. If you've had a fight the night before you know not to bring drama in to the office.
16. You half hate the secrecy, half think it's so exciting.
17. But when your colleagues eventually find out, nobody actually cares at all.
18. Before long, things will settle down into a comfortable routine.
19. Unless you think they're developing a new work crush...
