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    The Ultimate David Bowie Spank Bank

    The glamor is almost too much to bear.

    So, there seems to be a bit of confusion about why David Bowie is considered such a sex god.

    But really, are you kidding with this question?

    Like, for real for real?

    It's an undeniable truth: David Bowie is a total babe, for so many reasons.

    Just look at all this stately perfection!

    His eyes are hypnotizing.

    To say nothing of his hair...

    And his miraculous cheekbones? Good lord.

    While he can certainly look quite masculine...

    ...his femme looks are also sublime.

    And his androgynous looks are inarguably fabulous.

    Also, remember when he was an alien from the planet sex?

    As the Thin White Duke, he slayed our hearts.

    And just look how luscious in...a...beret...and a dress?

    The real truth of the matter is this: Bowie is a STRAIGHT UP FOX, now and forever.

    He's so beautiful that it should be illegal.

    Let us never forget his perfection again.