Music·Posted on Mar 25, 2013The Ultimate David Bowie Spank BankThe glamor is almost too much to bear.by Amy Rose SpiegelBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink So, there seems to be a bit of confusion about why David Bowie is considered such a sex god. Via prince.org But really, are you kidding with this question? Via bowielovesbeyonce.tumblr.com Like, for real for real? Via embed.spotify.com It's an undeniable truth: David Bowie is a total babe, for so many reasons. Via elastique.tumblr.com YOWZA. Just look at all this stately perfection! Via bowielovesbeyonce.tumblr.com Has any other known person ever looked this sharp and pulled-together? Probably not, no. His eyes are hypnotizing. Via google.com How arresting can one set of baby blues be? Bowie's left pupil remains permanently open after a "punch-up" with a friend in high school, which is part of why they're so transfixing. To say nothing of his hair... Via glamlet.tumblr.com Mulleted, slicked back, red, blonde, short, long – every incarnation of Bowie hair is nothing short of a blessing. And his miraculous cheekbones? Good lord. Via embed.spotify.com You could put an eye out with those things! While he can certainly look quite masculine... Via bowielovesbeyonce.tumblr.com ...his femme looks are also sublime. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via glamlet.tumblr.com And his androgynous looks are inarguably fabulous. Also, remember when he was an alien from the planet sex? Via alexandermcflecher.tumblr.com <3____<3 As the Thin White Duke, he slayed our hearts. Via topit.me Swoon. And just look how luscious in...a...beret...and a dress? Via bowielovesbeyonce.tumblr.com Just kidding, this one's completely bizarre and makes me slightly uncomfortable when I look at it. Moving on! The real truth of the matter is this: Bowie is a STRAIGHT UP FOX, now and forever. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via the-laerian.tumblr.com He's so beautiful that it should be illegal. Via bowielovesbeyonce.tumblr.com "You're under arrest, David Bowie! The charge is TOO MUCH SEXY." Let us never forget his perfection again. Immaculate.