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    The 17 Most Insane Heavy Metal Tattoos Ever

    Including Ozzy Osbourne reading a newspaper on the toilet. SO METAL.

    1. Kiss, California Raisins-style

    Weirdest mashup ever.

    2. Black Sabbaht

    Via metalinjection.net

    Kind of makes you wonder what a "Black Shabbat" tattoo would look like, huh?

    3. Unintentionally-zombified Dimebag Darrell

    Via loudwire.com

    It's kind of a metal tradition to get a tattoo of the late Pantera guitarist, they just usually tend to resemble what he looked like while alive a little bit more.

    4. Backwards 's' Slayer mess

    Via metalsucks.net

    This looks like a seventh grader's binder.

    5. Toothless Axl Rose

    Via ugo.com

    Or duckface Axl Rose? Your call, I guess.

    6. 50 shades of Slipknot

    Via ugo.com

    Is the bottom one even supposed to be one of the bandmates, or...?

    7. Ozzy on the can

    Via ugo.com

    With a smiley on his leg!

    8. WWLD

    Via facebook.com

    Kind of really appreciate this as a life philosophy.

    9. Metalcore unicorn

    Via facebook.com

    If Lisa Frank was into Iron Maiden.

    10. Metallica poop snake

    Via heavymetaltattoo.net

    Both Metallica and this person really should have considered that this album artwork strongly resembles a cartoon depiction of dog doo before committing to it.

    11. Municipal Waste

    Via heavymetaltattoo.net

    "Hi, Mr. Kessler, nice to meet you. I'm here to pick up Lisa. Wait, what do you mean she's not home right now?"

    12. Pig Destroyer/Slayer butt hybrid

    Via heavymetaltattoo.net

    This is a Slayer tattoo based on a Pig Destroyer song, which makes it metal within metal. Or should I just say META-L?

    13. Pained Lemmy

    Via blog.seasonwithspice.com

    This tattoo looks like it's seen some gnarly shit in its day, just like Lemmy himself.

    14. Nipple crucifixion Marilyn Manson

    Via heavymetaltattoo.net

    I like that a nipple ring is acting as one of Jesus' nails. No, wait, "like" is the wrong word, this is horrifying on all levels.

    15. Savatage

    Via heavymetaltattoo.net

    This tribute to "Hall of the Mountain King" (which is an insane video that you should really YouTube if you're not familiar–it's classic weirdo druid metal), like the Slayer logo above, looks like it was plucked whole from a middle school sketchbook.

    16. Mt. Judas Priestmore

    Via zazzle.com

    HAHAHA, THEIR EXPRESSIONS, CAN YOU EVEN BREATHE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I CAN'T

    17. And finally...THE ULTIMATE METAL COLLAGE INK!

    Via metalinjection.net

    This man's back is a compendium of everything good in this world. Respect.