Music·Posted on Apr 3, 2013The 17 Most Insane Heavy Metal Tattoos EverIncluding Ozzy Osbourne reading a newspaper on the toilet. SO METAL.by Amy Rose SpiegelBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Kiss, California Raisins-style Weirdest mashup ever. 2. Black Sabbaht Via metalinjection.net Kind of makes you wonder what a "Black Shabbat" tattoo would look like, huh? 3. Unintentionally-zombified Dimebag Darrell Via loudwire.com It's kind of a metal tradition to get a tattoo of the late Pantera guitarist, they just usually tend to resemble what he looked like while alive a little bit more. 4. Backwards 's' Slayer mess Via metalsucks.net This looks like a seventh grader's binder. 5. Toothless Axl Rose Via ugo.com Or duckface Axl Rose? Your call, I guess. 6. 50 shades of Slipknot Via ugo.com Is the bottom one even supposed to be one of the bandmates, or...? 7. Ozzy on the can Via ugo.com With a smiley on his leg! 8. WWLD Via facebook.com Kind of really appreciate this as a life philosophy. 9. Metalcore unicorn Via facebook.com If Lisa Frank was into Iron Maiden. 10. Metallica poop snake Via heavymetaltattoo.net Both Metallica and this person really should have considered that this album artwork strongly resembles a cartoon depiction of dog doo before committing to it. 11. Municipal Waste Via heavymetaltattoo.net "Hi, Mr. Kessler, nice to meet you. I'm here to pick up Lisa. Wait, what do you mean she's not home right now?" 12. Pig Destroyer/Slayer butt hybrid Via heavymetaltattoo.net This is a Slayer tattoo based on a Pig Destroyer song, which makes it metal within metal. Or should I just say META-L? 13. Pained Lemmy Via blog.seasonwithspice.com This tattoo looks like it's seen some gnarly shit in its day, just like Lemmy himself. 14. Nipple crucifixion Marilyn Manson Via heavymetaltattoo.net I like that a nipple ring is acting as one of Jesus' nails. No, wait, "like" is the wrong word, this is horrifying on all levels. 15. Savatage Via heavymetaltattoo.net This tribute to "Hall of the Mountain King" (which is an insane video that you should really YouTube if you're not familiar–it's classic weirdo druid metal), like the Slayer logo above, looks like it was plucked whole from a middle school sketchbook. 16. Mt. Judas Priestmore Via zazzle.com HAHAHA, THEIR EXPRESSIONS, CAN YOU EVEN BREATHE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I CAN'T 17. And finally...THE ULTIMATE METAL COLLAGE INK! Via metalinjection.net This man's back is a compendium of everything good in this world. Respect.