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Every Amusement Ride, From Least Scary To Scariest

Ferris wheels aren't actually that bad because you're usually too busy making out to notice that you're a fasquillion feet in the air.

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Tunnel of Love

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Oh, lovely, let's ride through a dark tube of shit-water on the ride people on TV get stuck in most often! (Plus, making out in front of the eerie animatronic creatures lurking within is the opposite of sexy.)

Adult Swingset

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God, that sounds filthy, but you know what I mean. This isn't actually SCARY-scary, unless, of course, the swing somehow detaches and flies off with you in it. Maybe just don't think about that part.

Gravitron

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Aside from having the coolest name of all carnival rides, this baby is also the most fun. When you're lifted up and stuck to the wall by centrifugal force, it turns out the only possible reaction is laughscreaming. A+

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