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The MOST IMPORTANT Primary Poll EVER!

Santorum has just overtaken Gingrich for 4th place, but Bacon is still in the lead, closely followed by Cheeseburger and Pizza! Do your part and VOTE in the MOST IMPORTANT Presidential Primary Poll EVER! Polls are still open!

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CHEESEBURGER is ALL-AMERICAN! Vote for Cheeseburger!

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Bacon and I work well together, and I look forward to him serving under my Cheese of Staff, but he is hardly qualified for the highest office in the land. Maybe someday, but not today. So I urge you to make the 100% all-beef choice! VOTE CHEESEBURGER in the MOST IMPORTANT Primary Poll today! Thank you, citizen!

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