5 Things We Want To See On Game Of Thrones

If you aren't caught up I wouldn't read this. Also I would stop what you're doing and go finish Season 5. That's right Brenda, take a sick day.

Game of Thrones is coming...

Check out the season 6 teaser trailer here if you haven't already. This trailer tries to address our main question...is Jon Snow alive?? It also opens up lots of questions and expectations. Here are 5 things VBTV would like to see happen.

1. Dwanye "The Rock" Johnson as....

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The new Khal in the Dothraki! Now that that story line has taken off again it's going to take an OG like Dwayne to lead them to the Iron Throne. Shoutout to my friend Ryan Cruz for that idea!

2. You're welcome.

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Due to some freak accident Bran can only control this animal with his mind. It moves around very slowly and always arrives at a situation too late. Oh also its voiced by George Clooney. And its name is Jim. Example scene: Days after a massacre at Kings Landing, Jim arrives and says “Well. Looks like I was late to the party. Anyways. Yeah. Bunch of people trying to kill each other. Sorry. I’ll try to slither faster next time.” Credits.

3. Of course you've thought of this, you're a human being.

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Jon Snow comes back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We all know. But he’s played by Vigo Mortensen. And his name is Aragorn.

4.

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Tyrion (the dwarf) and the bald guy get their own sitcom called “One and a Half Men”. Come on. You know you’d watch it. No? Fine. Whatever, I would.

5. For the Ladies...

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Awww yeeaaah…the double sullied. The Unsullied are the army of dudes who got their wangs chopped off and became incredible warriors. One of the best army’s around. Until The Double Sullied of course. This is an army of dudes who have two wangs! That’s right. An entire plot line for all 8 women who watch Game of Thrones.