Man is One Fruit Loop Short of a Whole Box - Jailed After Purchasing Gun for a Pending Alien Invasion

Fairfield, CT (The Weekly Vice) - Dane Eisenman, a 57-year-old Connecticut man, was arrested Thursday after he attempted to buy a gun in preparation for an alien invasion.

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