Problems Only "Mexican" Girls Understand

Our last names say, yes. Our lives say, no. We're authentically Mexican as Chipotle.

The Assumption You Speak Spanish

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Like, we LOOK like we could speak to you in your native tongue.

But the knowledge of the language my great-great grandparents spoke stops at "carnitas."

Being "Latina"

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What the hell does this even mean? Why are there so many magazines devoted to it?

Expectation That Your Entire Family Is Hispanic

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And when someone finds out your mom/dad is indeed not - SURPRISE.

Expertise at Mexican Restaurants

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"What's good here?"

"I don't know, the food?"

"Oh, I Thought You Were Mexican"

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*death stare*

"Where Is Your Family From?"

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"Um, America?"

Don't.

"You've Never Been to Mexico?!"

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Is this some kind of requirement?

Telenovelas Are Not a Thing for You

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Apparently, watching Jane the Virgin doesn't count.

"How Was Your Quince?"

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Is that a joke?

Chancla

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*checks google*

A shoe? You mean, a shoe?

Assumption You Love *insert famous hispanic person here*

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Well, besides Selena. Because she is flawless.