12 South Asian Memes To Understand Your Indian Friend

It's not all studying and being denied the ability to date...oh wait, yes it is.

Long names:

If the teaches hesitates before saying the name, it's the indian kid.

Limited options:

Dad's brother's uncle is always giving unsolicited advice.

Dad's expectations:

Doctor or complete failure. It's your choice!

Parental wisdom:

No words.

Assimilation? Hah!:

"If YOU ask, my parents will say yes, but if I do, I'll get a chappal to the head." #thestruggle

Cooking:

You are not 'wifey material' until your rotis are perfectly round.

Nosy 'Auntie':

Never tell her the truth, young grasshopper. You don't date, you go to the library and 'study.'

Big Savers:

That compound interest is going to look pretty sweet in 50 years.

Leaving another desi person's house:

Oh, the humanity.

Innovation:

God forbid you ever put a wet bag in with the others. *Shudder*

Marriage expectations:

"So you're of marrying age!"

"I'm 20."

"Yeah, too old, yaar."

Dating another desi:

Pre-tax is where it's at, man.