I have 1 cat.I have 2-3 cats.I have 4+ cats.I buy my cat(s) lots of little trinkets.Even when he/she doesn't accept the gifts I don't stop buying them.I have a cute nickname for my cat.My cat has a scratching post.I feed my cat the expensive brand dry cat food.I give my cat the wet luscious cat food even though I can't stand the smell of it.I will give my cat scraps of my food.I will cook and serve my cat it's own food.I've done a DIY project for my cat.I've slung my cat around my neck before.I get angry at people who don't like cats.I've multiple times attempted to convince people who dislike cats.I talk to my cat on a regular basis like it's one of us.I'm close friends with my best friend's cat.Our two cats have had a playdate.I've played soothing music for my cat while he/she sleeps.I know what kind of music genre my cat likes.I let my cat roam on the counters.I have a cardboard box in every room for my cat to chillax in.I've thought of buying my cat a sweater.I actually have given my cat a cat sweater.In fact, my cat has her own clothing line.I don't mind when my cat kneads on my legs.I don't mind my cat's horrible reeking breath.I know all the secrets to bonding with a cat.I understand the cat's emotions by the way he/she wipes her tail along the floor.
Are You Completely Obsessed With Cats?
That's okay, and maybe it's for the best. Maybe get another cat and try this checklist again? :)
You understand and respect that cats have their own policies, but you don't push that cat connection any further.
In your eyes, cats are a true gift and that they should be protected and pampered 24/7, as they should be :P
LOOK AT THE WAY THAT CAT REACTS TO THE VACUUM ITS PRICELESS. WE ADMIRE YOUR HOBBIES IN SWEET KITTIES AND HOPE FOR YOUR FUZZY TO ALWAYS BE IN GOOD HEALTH. GOD BLESS.