Top 10 Bizarre Political Stories (June 2010)

June was a crazy month for Politicos. Sarah Palin said she's cool with you smoking pot, we learned that Oprah almost became a Senator and CA Governor Candidate Jerry Brown thinks you're all Nazis.

• 1. Sarah Palin Thinks Cops Should Just Let You Smoke Pot, But Does Not Support Legalization

  

  Palin is a self-professed former pothead, but she stops short of supporting legalization saying that she thinks it sets a bad example for kids. Her kids can't seem to avoid being spermed on by nasty snow-hippies, so maybe shes got a point about drug use and maturity.

• 2. Respected Policy Analyst And Poet Eminem Comes Out In Favor Of Same-Sex Marriage!

  

  What is the secret to getting notorious gay-bashers likes Eminem and Rush Limbaugh to saddle up and join the brodeo? Two words: Elton Fucking John.

• 3. Alvin Greene The Best Person To Be TIME Magazines "Man of the Year" Says Alvin Greene

  

  Alvin Greene, the 32-year-old 13-year military veteran who stunned EVERYONE by winning the South Carolina Senate primary without actually campaigning or trying to win, thinks he should be TIME Magazines Man of the Year. We kind of like the idea.

• 4. Rapper Who Claims To Have Pooped On The Moon Now Wants To Build Colony On Mars

  

  Buzz Aldrin, an 80-year-old rapper and ballroom dancing enthusiast from California, wants the National Aeronautics and Space Administration to spend $6 billion to build a colony on Mars.

• 5. Sweaty Congressman Steve Cohen's "Rap Dance" Proves He's The Whitest Guy In Memphis

  

  Driving home the point that he is definitely the whitest thing in this video, Congressman Cohen hops up and down and wiggles in his khakis and sweat-soaked button up, sporting his uber-geeky blackberry belt clip.

• 6. WHERE ARE THEY NOW: Jack Abramoff Making Jew Pizzas In Baltimore

  

  He has been a lobbyist, a small business owner and a felon. Now Jack Abramoff can add pizzaboy to his resume.

• 7. Hot Mic Catches Reporters Mocking Sarah Palin For Being A Platitude Spewing Moron

  

  After Palin was done speaking one of the mics got left on and you can clearly hear the reporters who were covering the event mocking her for spouting an endless stream of gibberish, sounding like an idiot and quoting Reagan like it would bring him back from the grave.

• 8. Rod Blagojevich Considered Oprah Or A "Black Einstein" For Obama Senate Seat

  

  Every year we could have looked forward to Sen. Oprahs "Favorite Things" floor speech. Look under your seats! Free health care and pashminas for EVVVEERRYBODDYYYY!!!

• 9. Joe Biden To Brings 31 Flavors Of Pain To Smartass Wisconsin Custard Peddler

  

  Joe Biden stormed into a custard shop, called the store manager a smartass, shoved a handful of sprinkles in his mouth in defiance and then fled to his motorcade yelling, "Drive! Damn it, drive!"

• 10. Jerry Brown Encounters Brainiac Reporter While Jogging, Launches Into Rant About Nazis

  

  Lesson: If you are running for Governor of California and encounter thought-reading journalist types while jogging, do not launch into a rant about Nazi propaganda. You will be quoted.