Six Australian Bachelors That Would Get Ten Higher Ratings

Tim - The Australian Bachelor has the unfortunate curse of only being watched by the twenty five women desperately vying for his attention. The rest of Australia don't seem to care, so here's a list of Australian bachelors that would probably grab higher ratings.

Warnie

Warnie find a way of giving out twenty five roses. Each time. Every time.

Patrick from Offspring

Patrick took over twitter by doing the most significant thing he ever did - dying. Nothing says entertaining like trying to romance a corpse.

Ricky Muir (The Kangaroo-Candidate)

He's Clive Palmer's new bestie and sure to be cashed-up, his romantic style includes a good dacking. Sure to be shit-fights.

George Calombaris

George already has his ideal dating show, its called Masterchef and the food are th contestants. It might be a bit hard to get to him to leave but nothing would be more fun than watching him try to choose between Olivia and olive oil.

Alan Jones

The man is so hot that he defines global warming, literally. Why fight against the women when you can also fight with The Bachelor himself?

Heath Braxton

A criminal that's permanently jealous and permanently angry, each show would be less about who gets the rose and more about who gets robbed.

Andrew G aka Osher Günsberg

Via popsugar.com.au

Let's not pretend like no one's thought about it. Osher already has the suit, probably has more money than Tim Roberts and is far more famous.