There are a lot of pros to the University of Lincoln campus being based around an inland marina; the sparkling water when the sun is shining, the rustic canal boats moored outside, the proximity of Nando's. But nothing quite tops the diversity of the campus wildfowl. Here, we run down the top five birds* on campus, in reverse order.
*You thought this article was about what? That would be appallingly sexist, you must have been horrified. Look at these funny duck things until you feel better.