This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on May 18, 2015Definitive Proof That DJ Khaled Is The Worst Person EverFail at what, DJ Khaled? You don't do anything.by reallywavygarmsCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Like a bad smell, DJ Khaled is both everywhere and nowhere Apparently he's a music producer He's the real deal and knows how to deal with fake assholes like the Billboard Music Awards It appears that the key to his success is hanging out with teenagers in houses And in marinas Only a drunk uncle would wear a shirt as grotesque as this Somehow he has a lot of money tho For some reason, brands want to associate themselves with this curiously pointless man And some of this flavoured fizzy wine you can buy for £4 Dunno about you, but I'm sold on Belaire 'champagne' He made a 12-minute movie in which he showers himself with sparkling rose and explains why he doesn't need any new friends Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Maybe women pay him to spray them with champagne DJ Khaled and a pool of cheap fizzy wine is my ideal day out DJ Khaled makes headphones Oh there they are And again He's always got a pair "Best headphones in the game" Not even his mates want them Not even the people watching his videos know what he does Don't worry tho he works out He likes to talk about working hard while posing with his furniture DJ Khaled blew too much on big bottles of carbonated wine and now has to make his posters on Paint He's really nailed the 'angry kid at a petting zoo' look Don't worry, he knows how to talk to women tho View this video on YouTube youtube.com "What's my name baby?" x 8 And if you remember his name he'll buy you a house And your momma a house And your whole family houses And he'll give you some headphones!!!! He just got this shit down What DJ Khaled does is still steeped in endless mystery