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    We Answered Questions On The Internet With Ben Franklin Quotes

    For absolutely no reason.

    Tyler Sorensen
    by Tyler Sorensen

    BuzzFeed Creative

    1. On alcohol:

    Thinkstock / Charles W. Wright (CC0) via commons.wikimedia.org / Original quote: John Murphy via archive.org

    2. On laser printers:

    Thinkstock / Jean Greuze (CC0) via commons.wikimedia.org / Original quote: Benjamin Franklin via archive.org

    3. On birds:

    Thinkstock / Benjamin Wilson (CC0) via commons.wikimedia.org / Original quote: Albert Henry Smyth via archive.org

    4. On dogs:

    Thinkstock / Joseph Duplessis (CC0) via commons.wikimedia.org / Original quote: Paul L. Ford via archive.org

    5. On /r/etiquette:

    BuzzFeed / Original quote: Paul Leicester Ford via archive.org

    6. On who-said-what:

    BuzzFeed / Charles Peale (CC0) via commons.wikimedia.org / Original quote: Benjamin Franklin via archive.org

    7. On stain removers:

    BuzzFeed / http://H.M. Dixon (CC0) via commons.wikimedia.org / Original quote: Albert Henry Smyth via archive.org

    8. On cake:

    BuzzFeed / David Martin (CC0) via commons.wikimedia.org / Original quote: Benjamin Franklin via en.wikisource.org

    9. On crushes:

    BuzzFeed / Joseph-Siffrein Duplessis (CC0) via commons.wikimedia.org / Original quote: Paul L. Ford via archive.org

    10. On NaNoWriMo:

    BuzzFeed / Benjamin West (CC0) via goo.gl / Original quote: Benjamin Franklin (CC0) via archive.org

    11. On just hanging out, you know?

    BuzzFeed / Original quote: John Bartlett via archive.org