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10 Facts That You Didn't Know About Brandon Jacobs Until Now

You may know Brandon through twitter (i.e. Dillon Francis), through your roommate at College (i.e. Katie Dunell ), through facebook (i.e. Lindsay Adler), or through random friends of friends . You definitely know him to be that kid who can't seem to get off social media at all points within the day. We find him to be the most annoying kid but for some reason we can never stay mad at him. But how much do we actually know about the REAL Brandon Jacobs (not that runningback motherfucker) ? Here are 10 facts that you definitely did not know about him:

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1. He has two chin hairs named Gregory.

Look REALLY close within the black circle

Look REALLY close within the black circle

2. In his alternate life, he is a cat.

MEOWWWWW

MEOWWWWW

3. He has a lifesize cutout of himself.

Cutout > Brandon

Cutout > Brandon

4. His fashion sense is very close to Justin Beiber's.

So Scary.

So Scary.

5. Somehow made it out of puberty ok.

6. He touches his calic 1000 times a day on average.

Yes, this estimate is accurate.

Yes, this estimate is accurate.

7. Manages to get celebrities to tweet back at him.

LOL

LOL

8. Has an odd obsession with Deanna Marciano's Titties.

oooh killem

oooh killem

9. Is a professional at deepthroat.

Picture explains all.

Picture explains all.

10. Loves pterodactyl porn and Julie Barnett.

No, this conversation was not photoshopped (if you seriously don't believe me ask him yourself).

No, this conversation was not photoshopped (if you seriously don't believe me ask him yourself).

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